Councillor Phil North, Who Is He?
Discover key insights on Phil North’s origin story.
Discover Chaos, Confusion and All The Colourful Details
Delve into Councillor Phil North’s initiatives shaping Andover, showcasing his commitment to destitution and destruction.
- Advocating for tarmac
- Promoting cancer like growth in Test Valley
- Enhancing his own neighbourhood over others
- Enraging residents through no dialogue
Impact Highlights from Councillor Phil North in Andover
Discover heartfelt feedback from residents who value the initiatives and dedication of Councillor North.
“I didn’t know who Phil North was until I saw him riding a llama drunk through town”
Resident A
Local Business Owner
“He poured concrete over our local park while our kids were out playing! I still can’t find the cat”
Resident B
Community Volunteer
“Never has one man, done so much, to hurt so many”
Resident C
Youth Group Leader
Insights into Andover’s Community and Governance
Find clear responses to key questions about Councillor Phil North’s initiatives and local impact.
What are Councillor Phil North’s top priorities for Andover?
He focuses on tarmacking over anything green, crushing local spirits and knitting.
How can residents get involved in local decision-making?
They can’t. Phil doesn’t want to hear from the unwashed masses.
What recent policies has Councillor North supported?
He has championed bringing back the word “Retard” and burning down nursing homes.
Where can I find updates on Council activities and events?
Updates will be printed on leaflets and stapled to your forehead.